Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Smurf village attacked. Search for Gargamel and Azrael is launched.

Click the title and check this pic out. Apparently UNICEF wants to teach kids about war. What better way to teach them but to have the Smurfs village bombed to the bejesus belt by I am assuming Gargamel, though I have no official proof of this. I would assume Azrael also has something to do with this, but again, nothing has been confirmed.

George Bush has already mobilized troops and has issued a statement saying, “We will hunt down those responsible for this evilness and bring them to justice. Don’t mess with Texas.” Poor little Smurfette has obviously been killed, thus ending any chance for the Smurf lineage to continue. Fortunately, Papa Smurf was on vacation at his ranch and cutting brush at the time of the attacks. He is unharmed and has been taken to a hidden underground bunker and the world is anxiously awaiting a statement.

I believe that the Red Cross has already started to take donations for help. I plan on donating all the money we collect from our wonderful banner ad (that you all should click every time you visit) to the Smurf Relief Smurf. There is a benefit concert already in the planning stages. Tom, Jerry, Bugs Bunny, He-Man, Josie and the Pussycats, Thundarr, Ookla, Hong Kong Phooey and Scooby Doo and Scrappy too, have already pledged their time and resources. It will be airing on the Cartoon Network in the next few days.

That is all the information we have at this time. Hopefully more will become available in the hours and days ahead.

I have an update, actually it is more like a description of what happened before and after the bombs dropped.

From EOnline: "It's just another smurfy day in Smurf Village. The perpertually perky blue beings frolic around the fire, holding hands and singing that "tra-la-la-la-la-la" tune as bluebirds flutter by and rabbits hop around.

A regular Smurftopia.

But then the bombs come.

Hundreds of them raining down from warplanes in the sky, wiping out the mushroom-shaped abodes. Amid the fiery explosions, Smurfette is killed. Papa Smurf disappears. As the smoke clears, only an orphaned Baby Smurf remains, sobbing among the corpses."

It is a chilling picture of the final minutes of what used to be the fun, no worry life of a smurf.


Travis said...
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Travis said...

That's smurfed up.

BRATCH said...

Dear Lord, what's next? Suicide smurfings?

Piccu said...

This just in, George Bush has started a massive search for Weapons of Smurf Destruction inside Gargamel's lair. There has been no conclusive evidence that Gargamel and Azrael are in fact involved or even have WSDs in their lair.

President Bush acknowledges that there is no solid evidence against Gargamel but says, "We all know that Gargamel is an evil, evil man. He has supported the torture and all out destruction of the smurfs for many years. Even if he is not completely responsible for this tragedy, he is close enough for me. Don't mess with Texas."

french_toast said...

This is just WRONG! Are the children of America not messed up enough?

my_merlin77 said...

Quite frankly, I'm not sure what to say. I'm going to go curl up in the fetal position and rock myself.