So Piccu, a buddy of ours and myself were watching our usual lunch time soap opera Days of Our Lives today and I asked a question of them after a hated character made a statement.
He said that if he lost his little baby that he didn't think he could live.
For those of you who aren't familiar with Days of Our Lives or DOOL, this character's name is Phillip. He is actually the reincarnation of the original Phillip meaning he's the second actor to take up the role. The only difference being that he's just as annoying as the original Phillip only he's a terrible actor even for soap opera standards. Until DOOL his claim to fame was a Right Guard Power Stripe commercial in which Yankee pitcher Randy Johnson hits him in the gut with a kickball.
Anyway, after he intimated that he would possibly die or perhaps, Lord willing, kill himself if he lost his baby, would we be bad people if we hoped that this would happen? I know it's bad to say, but it is a soap opera and as far as I'm concerned they can kill off pretty much everyone except Mimi as long as it meant this Phillip would somehow die.
If somehow he could kill himself and take that moron Jennifer with him, we'd all appreciate it NBC.
But the good news is that his baby isn't his anyway. In fact, the baby is probably it's own aunt and with any luck, he'll find out and beat himself to death with his own prosthetic leg.
If only Passions could give out some of that poison guacamole they were using a few weeks ago.