Wednesday, September 13, 2006

The Triumphant Return of Ryan "Darkhorse" Starr

Last night's episode of Rockstar: Supernova was dominated by the stellar performance of Ryan Starr. The entire country (if not the world) has got to be turned all the way up to 11 (thanks Spinal Tap) for the release of Starr's album, Darkhorse.
There were a few other performers last night, but it didn't matter. Starr ruled the show and proved that he should have been the choice for Supernova as their front man. Or rather, he should choose them to back him up.

(NOTE: This post does not reflect the true feelings of its author. It is composed entirely in jest to get under the skin of one piccu.)


Piccu said...

He is the worst performer in history. I would rather hear Lukas sing for three days staright than one more performance from this jackass.

BRATCH said...

His album title was original. MSN probably get 90 cents of every dollar his album makes.