You think you Know Chuck Norris? You have no idea.

At one time in my life, I was a huge fan of Chuck Norris. If you are in my age group and are male, odds are you were too. Chuck Norris ruled in kicking people’s faces off and getting the girl. He also ruled in going into Vietnam and rescuing POWs. I lost my love of all things Chuck when he starred in a little show called Walker, Texas Ranger. This show was so bad, yet it found some way to stay on the air for 35 years. Norris was Walker a Texas Ranger who always broke out his kung fu to stop criminals. He rarely used a gun and most of the criminals also knew kung fu. Texas it seems is a hotbed for criminals trained in Kung Fu.

I have now found a new source for Chuck Norris news and it has reknidled my love and admiration for this great American. It is called …and now a random fact about Chuck Norris. It is a website and I have linked it in the title for fellow Chuck admirers. Every time you refresh the page a new fact about Chuck appears. For instance, did you know that Chuck Norris once on his way to fight Bruce Lee, had a layover in France for 3 hours? He impregnated the entire country. Did you know that the Civil War was stopped by Chuck Norris? That is why so many people died. They say it is impossible to breath in space. Tell that to Chuck Norris.

Want more? Chuck Norris becomes infuriated when he sees men cry or frown. Recently, he has been spotted at funerals, roundhousing grieving men in the face until their mouth is fixed in a cold, emotionless position. Chuck Norris is a real man, and real men do not react to life. Here’s another one. There is no such thing as shooting stars, only people who have been roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris. Did you know that Chuck Norris has three birthdays a year? Here is one I didn’t know; every new U.S. currency has a watermark of Chuck Norris' face in the background. Knowing that Chuck is always watching, counterfeiting ceases to exist.

Check it out for more interesting facts about Chuck. I must warn you that some facts do contain profanity or phrases of a sexual nature. So if you are squeamish, beware. Enjoy!!!!