Monday means more random facts about Jack Bauer.

Slow day here because I actually have some work to do. I decided to take a break and because it is Monday, which means another episode of Fox’s 24, I decided to bless I-A with some more random facts about Jack Bauer. Enjoy!!!!!
Every time a cell phone rings, Jack Bauer has just put a bullet in a terrorists head.

Jack Bauer fought Cancer. Now it's safe to smoke.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Jack Bauer could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Jack Bauer's mom asked him who he loved more, her or his country. To this Jack chuckled and responded, "You know that answer" as he snapped her neck. Jack Bauer hates dumb people.

Jack Bauer once went hunting. Alabama is now mounted on his wall.

Jack Bauer got Tyler Durden to talk about Fight Club. Then Jack beat the p@#s out of him.

In grade school, a little boy punched Kimberly Bauer, and Kimberly ran home to tell her dad. That little boy's name? Stephen Hawking.

While in Special Forces, Jack Bauer was captured and submitted to electro-shock torture to the testicles. He charged the battery.

Jack Bauer can smell carbon monoxide.

When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.

Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

What color is Jack Bauer's blood? Trick question. Jack Bauer does not bleed.

Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.

Jack Bauer’s calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.

Jack Bauer invented misery.

People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.

Jack Bauer once killed a group of Samurai Warriors with only a ball point pen. This lead to the phrase "The pen is mightier than the sword."

If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's f*@#ing beef.