Here are my thoughts on this week’s RockStar: SuperNova. I realized this week that none of these people are very good, but there are three or four who stick out from the rest of the crowd just a bit.
Udo(Lukas)-He went first and sang Bittersweet Symphony with a guitar that he didn’t play. It was a Jon Bon Jovi moment. He was decent.
Zayra-She sang Call Me by Blondie and I like the arrangement, but I am not sure she knew the words or just decided to not sing them most of the time. I did enjoy her catsuit. I hate that she always wants to talk back to the band when they are trying to help her. She is not going to win this thing. She is not Axl Rose, she is Bjork.
Dana- She sang another Nirvana song; it seems that Nirvana songs are all this show has to offer. She is too cute and too talented to be on this show. She is AI, not RockStar.
Patrice-She sang Remedy from The Black Crowes. She is bland and forgetful and not very good. She seems to sing the same song every week.
Toby-He sang White Wedding and sounded like a good impersonation of Udo(Lukas) singing a Billy Idol song. The more I see this guy, the less he impresses me.
Magni-He sang We Could be Heroes, and I liked how he played it. He gets better every week and the band was just nitpicking about how he decided to move or not move around during the song.
Ryan-He sang Live’s I Alone. The song sucked, his stupid wristband sucks, and he sucks.
Jill-She sang Brown Sugar and Gilby played lead on it. She seems like another Black Velvet singer to me. She looks slutty enough to be a rock singer, but she isn’t talented enough. And quit grinding up on Gilby, it is embarrassing.
Phil(The Mumbler)-He sang One Headlight and he sucked. This guy cannot seem to fully pronounce his words. He sings like he doesn’t care and the band looked like they didn’t care during his performance.
Dilana-She sang Time After Time by Cindi Lauper and instead of being scared when I heard this was her song, I was excited to see what she would do with it. It wasn’t her best, but I believe it was the best this night. She is so unique that I really can’t see anyone but here deserving to win. Odds makers have her at 1:1 odds right now, by the way.
Josh-He sang No Rain. No Rain, how about No Rock. He is weak and he sucked. He wants to bring soul to SuperNova. This show is called RockStar not SoulStar. Get rid of him, please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Storm-I still think her name is fake, she sang a song I have never heard from a band I have never heard. I don’t mind her voice but I would rather see her in Playboy than a rock band. I have said in the past she used the Rock ‘N’ Roll Lead Singer’s Handbook, well, she also watches School of Rock and uses it to her advantage. Storm always has at least one moment where she opens her eyes real wide and smiles and then looks around like there is something wrong. That is exactly what Jack Black instructs the kid guitar player to do in the movie. She annoys me so bad, but she isn’t the worst.
Bottom three this week are as follows, Josh, Zayra, and Patrice. They all stink and should leave, but I believe that if Josh makes the bottom three, he will be gone, gone, gone.
The leaders in my opinion are Dilana, Magni, Toby and Storm. That is the end of my dissertation this week. I wish I could quit you, RockStar!