Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Jack Bauer kills one with his bare hands and one with his reputation on last night's 24.

Time for this week’s round of Jack Bauer random facts. Speaking of a fact, did you see 24 last night? Jack killed one terrorist and was in hot pursuit of another terrorist. When the second terrorist found out that he was followed he killed himself rather than be captured by Jack Bauer. Because we all know what happens when you are captured by Jack Bauer…PAIN!!!!!

Nobody says 'hit me' when Jack Bauer deals Blackjack.

When Jack Bauer asks for your help, he's not asking.

If you're holding a gun to Jack Bauer's head, don't count to three before you shoot. Count to 10. That way, you get to live 7 seconds longer.

The cartoon that the Muslims are so angry about is really a drawing of Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.

Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.

Jack Bauer is allowed to leave his phone on during a movie.

You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.

Finding Nemo would have been vastly more exciting had Jack Bauer been looking for him.

In poker, Jack Bauer doesn't need to bluff. He looks at opponent, tells them to fold, and they do so. Always.

During the 18 months Jack Bauer was believed dead, CTU saved over $1 billion on ammunition.

When Jack Bauer goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn't go off, security gives him a gun.

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