Thursday, February 09, 2006

65 after 24, more random facts about Jack Bauer.

I was away from a computer earlier this week and I wasn't able to give some random facts about Jack Bauer on Monday. So here is the late edition. Enjoy!!!

If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".

If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.

Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Let’s get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.

Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Jack Bauer".

Jack Bauer arm once wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Jack Bauer uses #1 pencils on standardized tests.... Jack Bauer doesn't associate with anything that is #2.

In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.

When President Palmer quit to start doing Allstate commercials, it took him 43 takes before he could stop saying, "You're in good hands with Jack Bauer".

If Jack Bauer tells you to get out of the room because you don't want to see what he's about to do, you better keep your a** in that room because you're about to witness the most shockingly awesome thing you've ever seen.

"Jack Bauer" is Arabic for "I'm f*#@ed".

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