Thursday, February 16, 2006

It's here. The end of days.

It is over. I knew there were a lot of things going on to suggest the end of days and the upcoming apocalypse but now I have found definitive proof. This is taken directly from imdb and should be read with horror and disbelief and the realization that our days are numbered if this is indeed true. I now present the biggest sign of the apocalypse known to man.

Socialite Paris Hilton has reportedly been asked to play celebrated humanitarian Mother Teresa in a movie biopic. Indian director T. Rajeevnath has contacted the hotel heiress about taking the lead role in his new film, which will chronicle the late nun's life. He tells, "My agents in California have contacted Paris Hilton. Although there are several actresses willing to play the role of Mother Teresa, the most widely respected and loved person, the history of the actress who is finally chosen for the role would have to be analyzed thoroughly before she is chosen."


BRATCH said...

So I guess he doesn't want anyone come see the movie?

This idea is so terrible that I'm offended as a non-Catholic. If I was a full blown Catholic, this might be in the jihad territory we all know and love.

Travis said...

In this adaptation Mother Theresa will be a humanitarian whore who enjoys stripping, filming sexual escapades, dating empty headed morons, leaving the scenes of accidents, drinking, being a socialite and serving her fellow man....sexually.

Mother Theresa...that's hot.