Friday, August 12, 2005

Survivor 162 cast named...

This is more up Piccu's alley, but I was sifting through the news when I saw that they had announced the cast for Survivor: Guatamala. I think this is the 162nd season of Survivor, but that's really only a ballpark figure.

The funny thing about this article is that one of the contestants is an ex-NFL quarterback.

That being said, there is no way he is going to win and he's ignorant for even applying. He obviously thinks that he'll be able to skate by for a month without anyone finding out he's Jebadiah Hogeboom. I can't remember his first name. Pete or Chuck? No, it's Gary. You all remember him he was that guy who played for that team.

Anyway, he's never going to be able to get through the time and I'm sure he's going to be a threat right off because NFL quarterbacks aren't 6 feet tall and weigh 170 pounds. They are like 6 foot 4 and weigh about 230 pounds. Just being there is a strike against him.

And the other thing he's obviously not taking into consideration is that around day number 7 Jeff Probst is going to say before a challenge, "Hey do you think this is worse than NFL TRAINING CAMP?"

Then the other cast members will ask him if he wants to get voted out later or just walk away right then.

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