in·con·gru·ent af·fect – lack of or inappropriate emotional expression
What exactly are the qualifications you must have to be in this club anyway? So far it seems that you must kill a small furry semi-dangerous animal with your bare hands. The types of animals that are more likely to kill you with a disease than with an actual attack.Some dude killed what experts believe was a sex crazed squirrel with a crutch last week. Does he get in?
You also have to eat hot dogs to make it into the Manly Men Club.
I would say Joey Chestnut is a possible member. But he needs to break a hot wing contest. Or something hot and spicy. Because spicy food is what men like to eat.
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