Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Have all the ideas and none of the talent for a rock band? Then I have something you should see.

You must check this out. It is a band history generator. You just supply some info and you will have a paragraph describing the history of your band. For example, let’s go with my band BoneBlack.

A history of metal icons: BoneBlack

Rising from the seedy clubs of Beaver Dam, KY, BoneBlack ruptured onto the metal scene in 2007 with their debut album, Snort the Horn!!!!!!. The band's latest album, Dirty Cougar, fuses Lee Piccu's earth-shattering howls with jaw-rattling drum solos to concoct an album teeming with technical masterpieces. With standout tracks like "Cock's in the Hen House," dominating radio airwaves far and wide, BoneBlack is an essential addition to any music lover's library.

Jealous? You should be, but you can do it yourself, although I am sure you do not have that kind of killer titles I have, but you can try. If you like, you can post your band’s history in the comments section if you like or email it to me at or get it to us through our myspace page. If it is killer enough, we will tell the world about your band on our podcast, the Bombay Gunrunners. Rock on!!!!!!!


Travis said...

A history of rock icons: Paper Weight
Since first meeting at their college dormitory outside of Bowling Green, Paper Weight climbed to the top of the rock scene in 2005 with their debut album, Songs Unsung. The band's latest album, Let Sleeping Dogs Lay, unites Aiden's gravely anthems with back-to-basics guitars to churn out an album highlighting rock and roll at its finest. With standout tracks like "Coconut Monkey," look for Paper Weight to be a major leader in the rock landscape for years to come.

Orelinde_03 said...

Ok...I am really confussed. Then again, I may just be a little slow onthe uptake due to lack of sleep, and other crappy stuff going on.

Is this band generator thingy just for kicks?

Or have you CRAZY boys formed a band?

At first I thought it was something to do for sport...but then when you mentioned announcing it if it was chill enough ya confussed me.

Orelinde_03 said...

A history of rock icons: Orelinde's Oracle
After toiling away for years as a Billy Idol tribute band in Brooklyn, NY, Orelinde's Oracle broke into the rock scene in 1976 with their debut album, Orelinde's One-der. The band's latest album, Once around and back again, layers Rose's melodramatic yarling with arena ready riffs to churn out a fine collection rock for a new generation of fans. With standout tracks like "Twilight," the music of Orelinde's Oracle appeals to rock fans and non-rock fans alike.

Piccu said...

Orelinde, this is just for kicks...for now. BoneBlack is going to rise, but first I have to learn how to play the guitar.

Orelinde_03 said...

When BoneBlack is ready to go public, let me know. I can do P.R. work for you :-)

You can also just do the Milli Vanilli thing too.