Monday, April 30, 2007

What is a Snart?

I've never been accused of being classy. This post will do nothing to change that. But only moments ago I experienced a phenomenon that is as painful as it is rare. I snarted. That's right. A snart.

A snart is a combination of a sneeze and a fart. I was surprised to see this word defined on the urban dictionary website. So be sure to add it to your vocabulary kids.

Sorry for the random post. But I snarted and just had to remark to someone how painful this one was. And I'm not crass enough to tell my cubicle-mates.

2 comments:

Piccu said...

You are not alone, my friend. You are not alone.

Cort said...

What if you read a post about a snart and laugh so hard that you laugh and fart?

Is that a lart? How about a chart (chuckle+fart)? Or, better yet, a guffart (guffaw+fart)?