Tuesday, April 18, 2006

The future of sex or We were supposed to be in flying cars by the year 2000, you know.

I saw this article on Yahoo and it gives you a glimpse into the future of sex. You have to read this thing, it is unbelievable. They discuss the possibility of what takes place on Demolition Man between Sly Stallone and Sandra Bullock happening in the future. For those of you who never saw that crappy movie, they didn’t have sex sex, they used some sort of virtual reality program that stimulated their minds into thinking they were.

Of course all of the porn purveyors are loving the new technology. They can’t wait for robots like Jude Law’s character in the movie Artificial Intelligence. There is also talk of two remote computers “to manipulate electronic devices such as a vibrator at the other end for sexual purposes.” The name of this field, teledildonics. I kid you not. That would make a great album title.

The more I think about this, the more I think this is just a late April fool’s Day joke. See for yourself.


Travis said...

"""DiSalvo is skeptical about the demand for such high-end devices, as is San Francisco sexologist Carol Queen."""

When you read that there's a San Francisco "sexologist" named Carol Queen, you just have to stop and reload your irony sensors. Because that will flat blow them away.

Piccu said...

I wonder if she is a sexologist whose expertise lies in teledildonics?

Carol Queen is a pretty good name, but so is Dr. Ronald Mexico, M.D.

When I first started my sports column in the paper, I wanted my name to appear as Dr. Richard Weed. Unfortunatly, Don the Don didn't think the OC was ready for that.