Thursday, May 19, 2005

Megalomania? How about Trumplomania?

It amazes me how Donald Trump believes that since he's worth $4 billion that his personal worth automatically means his IQ is roughly 4 billion as well. He's an expert in everything now.

Case in point.

Since "the Donald" is worth $4 billion he has the onions to go throw his 2 cents into the rebuilding of the 110-story World Trade Center area in New York. In the 11th hour no less.

Trump has a better idea instead of the proposed Freedom Tower that would emit light into the New York sky at night as a memorial to those that died in the 9/11 attacks. Instead of the Freedom Tower he wants the WTC completely rebuilt... One floor higher.

Why one floor? Because that would make it HUGE. How huge? Trump-huge. That would make it Trump-tastic. And I'm sure it would be made out of pure gold. Trump gold.

Trump said that the Freedom Tower plan "looks like a junkyard, a series of broken-down angles that don't match each other. It is the worst pile of crap architecture I've ever seen in my life."

He also said that if we build back the tower with a skeleton (the Freedom Tower) at the top, the terrorists have won.

Donald Trump has a gazillion dollars laying around to hire architects to design a proper tower and the best he can come up with is a "This is Spinal Tap" tower that goes one floor higher?

So Mr. Trump why is it that your design is better than the rest? Why not come up with your own design that you would like to see built?

Trump– (long pause)–"This one goes to 111."

I'll bet the architectural firm was St. Hubbins & Tufnel based out of Squatney, England.

1 comment:

Piccu said...

Well, it's one better, itn it?