A brief history of nearly everything (in Beaver Dam, Ky)

So as the team begins to assemble, I feel it is my duty to paint a picture of much of our back ground. We are all from a town of 5,000 people in Western, Ky. Piccu and Bratch are brothers and also my second cousins. We are all within 4 years of age and I can't remember a time I didn't know the other two. We have survived many battle royals, a couple of prince of darkness matches, countless numbers of wars and games in a sand dune hidden in the woods of western Kentucky known only as the "hideout", etc... We also were in a church youth group, which had the indisputable best youth group volleyball team made up of 13-16 yo's about 15 years ago. Since then the three of us and a few others in this group have gone different colleges, some returning to Beaver Dam, some yet to return (perhaps in the next few years), several children have come along. We are a veritable Brotherhood of the travelling softball bat or a Ya Ya brotherhood. Our combined IQ is good, but would be better if the self-proclaimed smartest man alive wasn't bringing the rest of us down. This could become the greatest blog ever known to man.