Monday, December 04, 2006

Safe Sex in a Can!!

Cures for cancer and AIDS can wait because scientists are working on the problems that really plague the world. For example, we may FINALLY be able to rid ourselves of those annoying little condom packages in favor of a spray on latex system that is akin to sticking your Special Purpose into a small (how small is debatable) car wash. It, the aforementioned Special Purpose, will be sprayed with latex from all sides.

No word on whether or not Motel 6 will be installing these devices in all of their rooms.

1 comment:

BRATCH said...

And the best part about the spray on condom... It's easy and convenient to carry.

"Hey, is that a bottle of Gatorade in your pocket or are you expecting a little too much tonight?"