Thursday, August 07, 2008

Best Plea Bargain Ever

An Oregon man has arranged the best plea bargain I've ever heard.

So what did he win?

Freedom? No.

A shorter sentance? No.

A cushy view from Plum Island, ala Hannibal Lector? No.

What he won was chicken. Fried chicken. KFC and Popeyes fried chicken with all the fixin's. But before you think the man made a mistake, understand that's just what he got BEFORE the sentencing. After sentencing he got more.

What did he get after the sentencing?

A private room? No.

Conjugal visits from Hugh Heffner's harem? No.

What he got after sentencing was an Italian feast. Pizza, calzones, lasagna. This man is a murderer after my own heart! Fried chicken one day, Italian cuisine the next. Are you kidding? For someone who knows good and well he's guilty and deserving of his sentence to save the good state of Oregon trial cost in order to get a break from jail food for a couple days....that's tearjerking.

Now somebody get this guy a mint.

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